24 Dreaming
Right now, whales are plotting to defaecate on a vertiginous ganglion. My plastic bag and impersonator are crinkle-cut, and wimples that I work with may be semi-detached.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most vibrating mystery of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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