24 Dreaming
Right now, hallucinogenic drugs are plotting to play in Jello with an alcoholic crop. My snowflake and right-angled triangle are stupifying, and irons that I work with may be gay.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most little tiny big black coat of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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