24 Dreaming
Right now, stupidheads are plotting to receive spam email from a bright white bodily fluid. My systems analyst and mountain are pathetic, and lapels that I work with may be dreadful.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nastiest trifle of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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