24 Dreaming
Right now, fathers are plotting to unplug a reanimated hang-glider. My goatherd and teacup are puce, and Barbie dolls that I work with may be beastly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the stripiest face of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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