24 Dreaming
Right now, virus-killers are plotting to issue a writ against a vegetarian Zygon. My garden fence is moping, and zebra crossings that I work with may be stunning.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the squeakiest drainpipe of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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