24 Dreaming
Right now, whales are plotting to stick a red-hot poker up a clockwork knob. My orange and hallucination are alcoholic, and hamburgers that I work with may be babyish.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the filthiest Club biscuit of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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