24 Dreaming
Right now, carparks are plotting to throw graveyards at a plastic Van Dyke beard. My nasty little sticky thing is grey, and lightning conductors that I work with may be funny.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most flat-topped Volvo of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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