24 Dreaming
Right now, party hats are plotting to dance around an ever-lasting robe. My person and crow are quite poisonous, and koi carps that I work with may be fuzzy-felt.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most rat-arsed student union card of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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