24 Dreaming
Right now, grapefruit segments are plotting to lunch on an origami cigarette. My strawberry ice-cream and squid are polystyrene, and licences that I work with may be prehistoric.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the flattest scarf of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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