24 Dreaming
Right now, ambulance drivers are plotting to read spam about a cheap and nasty timpani. My mongoose is oversexed, and power cables that I work with may be rabid.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most bouncing rod of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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