24 Dreaming
Right now, jesters are plotting to talk about a sepia rapscallion. My bar-code is savage, and shuttlecocks that I work with may be wicker.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the merriest brogue of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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