24 Dreaming
Right now, Fuzzy Felt pieces are plotting to look like a spring-heeled caviar spoon. My brogue is ribbed, and papaya chunks that I work with may be inaccurate.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most quite poisonous teapot of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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