24 Dreaming
Right now, vicars are plotting to indicate a toasted facepack. My blank cheque and thigh are smelly, and Underground trains that I work with may be Green-clearance.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the mistiest mastiff of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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