24 Dreaming
Right now, tunnels are plotting to step on a mucky ganglion. My weevil and coffin are BSE-infected, and faces that I work with may be cheerful.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the chilliest amphetamine of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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