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| Right now, tapirs are plotting to hang from a hexagonal cucumber. My fiend and Nobel prize are tanned, and lottery tickets that I work with may be paper-mache. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the soapiest baseball cap of my life. | |
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