Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
BOC's Lurgy.

Cause: mobile phone radiation

Symptoms: sudden breast pain, hypothermia, vague chest pain, loss of dress sense

Cure: electroshock therapy
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.