Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Bass Sectionitis.

Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: occasional urine retention, excessive brain shrinkage, water retention

Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.