Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Erulehto's Lurgy.

Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: coughing, dizziness, talking like a pirate, bulging eyes

Cure: electroshock therapy
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.