Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
James' Syndrome.

Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: iris colour-changes, turning into a giant monster, face blurring when photographed, Hitler moustache

Cure: exercise
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.