Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Tuba's Lurgy.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: neck lengthening, forgetting what day it is, excessive tunnel vision, glowing in the dark

Cure: Kryptonite
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.