Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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TMP's Disease.

Cause: allergy to spam

Symptoms: drooping eyelids, mild back pain, eyelid swelling

Cure: take three vitamin C tablets every day for the rest of your life
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.