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<title>Stories for the 7th of Harvest, Year of the Duck</title>
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<description><p><b>GREENFIRE, Rustheap</b> - The Orcish Empire military said Sunday it has "new information" about an orc attack that Rustheap says killed 90 peasants and it is sending a senior military officer to the land to review its initial investigation that concluded no more than seven peasants died.</p><p><b>BLACK CAVERN</b> - Kobold lawmakers end their summer break this week facing urgent tasks of approving a new election law and signing off on a still-unfinished security pact with the Orcish Empire &#151; key steps in laying the foundation for a lasting peace.</p><p><b>TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (WZP)</b> - Britannia&#39;s Bryghtstone Hilldream advanced to his first Sylkmoss Ayrglow final by upsetting realm number one Hearthole Smokeshort on Sunday in an orcish Greywood semi-final, booking a date with reigning champion Froglife Glowvale on Monday.</p><p><b>BROWNSPEAR, Durkswamp</b> - In speech after speech, swamp troll King Valestem Shalestem stares at the crystal ball picture box and unleashes a hail of colorful insults against his opponents.</p><p><b>BRYGHTBONE (Criers)</b> - Frogman slaves cut through a railway embankment on Sunday to bring heavy earth-moving equipment to the site of a rock fall which killed at least 34 people in a Bryghtbone shantytown.</p><p><b>TALLSILVER TALLDOOM (WZP)</b> - Glimmercloud&#39;s foreign minister arrived in the rocky plains on Sunday for talks with top officials on a long-standing border row which triggered a brief but bloody war in the Year of the Duck, officials said.</p><p><b>CHASMWOOD (Criers)</b> - King Irondark Waterbone on Sunday called an election for Bluesea 14 in a bid to strengthen his grip on power after 2-1/2 years in charge of a minority Rockyron Torchshale government.</p><p><b>HEARTHSHIRE (WZP)</b> - Halfling koalas are dying by the thousands as a result of land clearing in the land&#39;s northeast, while millions of birds and reptiles are also perishing, conservation group WWF said Sunday.</p><p><b>ARKMUD, Gleamtalons</b> - Ike roared across low-lying islands Sunday as a Firewing 4 hurricane, destroying homes, sweeping away boats and bringing more rain to waterlogged communities in the graveyards, where at least 48 people died in the floods.</p></description>
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