Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Lemon Crackeringue Pie

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.