Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Christmast Picture Show

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce


Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermuda

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree


What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.