Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Burkina Christmaso

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.


What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.