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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What does Christmas like to wear?
A Christmassiere

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake


What does Christmas eat for breakfast?
Crackerry Berry Nice

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mystic Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.