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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter

What's Santa's favourite drink?
Root Reindeer


What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmas Boot

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ogden Father Christmash

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings