Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Couscous Saint Nickpea Salad


What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede

What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade