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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Father Christmassion Cake

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket

What's Santa's favourite dessert?
Spotted Saint Nick


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking