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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Ho Ho Hocolate chip.

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Ho Ho Homas Love Peacock

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Last Picture Ho Ho How


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Santa's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Father Christmashington

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmasablanca


What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


What's Santa's favourite album?
Ladies And Presentlemen We Are Floating In Space


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


What sport does Santa enjoy?
Stocking-pong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Stockings: The Two Towers