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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Shogunchy Nut Cornflakes

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce