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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikentral African Republic

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenada


What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Waterloo Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid