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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Don't Caltrop Me Now


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
The Shurikentathlon

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Of Mice And Shuriken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cap'n Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunisia

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogunei

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter