Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Parrotless Mind

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.


Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash


What's a pirate's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Treasure Island

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Treasure Island by Me

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Cool Treasure Island Luke