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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Man Who Parrot Liberty Valance

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Some Like It Parrot

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

What's a pirate's favourite book?
Harry Parrotter and the Goblet of Fire

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Parrotted Dick


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville

What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Groganoff


Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What does a pirate like to wear?
A woolly Rumper

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Hotel Treasure Islanda


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew