Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Battleship Parrotemkin


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Arsenic and Old Mainbrace

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Mainbracedonia

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Forrest Rump

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rummer Pudding

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Rumping Jack Flash

What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Rumblr.

What's a pirate's favourite dessert?
Rhubarb Rumble

Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What's a pirate's favourite fruit?
Rumquats.


What's a pirate's favourite film?
The Manchurian Treasure Islandidate