Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
Eyepatch-22

What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Heart of Cutlass

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Butch Cutlassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

What's a pirate's favourite film?
Parrotorious

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Grogspot.


What's a pirate's favourite web site?
Mainbracebook.

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity


Who is a pirate's favourite poet?
E. E. Rummings

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Rummerbund


What's a pirate's favourite book?
Captain Corelli's Treasure Islandolin


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Wooden Legetable Stew