Bad Joke Cracker

Emo Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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How does emo vote in an election?
Emocrat.

What's emo's favourite dessert?
Emon Meringue Pie

What's emo's favourite drink?
Emonade


Who is emo's favourite poet?
Alexander Mope


What sport does emo enjoy?
Sadminton

What's emo's favourite film?
Sadow of a Doubt

What's emo's favourite film?
Sadiator

What is emo's favourite game?
Snakes and Sadders


What's emo's favourite song?
Black Hairway to Heaven


What's emo's favourite book?
Suicideshead Revisited

What's emo's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2

What's emo's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon


What's emo's favourite song?
No Woman No Cry


What's emo's favourite film?
The Adventures of Sobin Hood