Bilateral Thinking Puzzles
Q: A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened
package. There is no other creature in the field. How did he die?
A: His car (the lemon) skidded on the ice and hit a tree.
This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into
writing it, from
the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.