Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Q: It is a dark and stormy night. A man comes home to find his cat curled up in front of a cozy fire, dead. Why?

A: The man is unable to sleep because the person in the adjacent room is snoring. He called the room next door.

Another

This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into writing it, from the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.