Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Q: A man was walking downstairs in a building when he suddenly realized that his wife had just died. How?

A: The man is a beekeeper, and a swarm of bees attack him en masse because they don't recognise his fragrance.

Another

This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into writing it, from the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.