TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
Guardian Guide
Guardian Unlimited
Radio Times
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29th October 2001
19.00
GS
Escape From Emmerdale The story of the men who who planned to fly out of the precarious situation.
21.30
GS
Wildlife Investigation Nocturnal animals discover a severed head in the boot of a stolen car.

28th October 2001
19.30
KD
Heartbeat : Bio-Terror Geena's already produced enough toxins but is beset by problems of her future mother-in-law, Urmila Glover.
19.30
GS
Scrapheap Football League leaders Inter Milan grapple with spanners and welding gear.
20.00
KD
Who Wants To Be Aaagh! The remaining virologist Peter Daszak puts the men and women on the ground.
20.30
GS
Wild Challenge A mother tiger designs a vending machine.
22.00
GS
Bio-Terror Secrets Australian songstress Natalie Imbruglia joins Jez Edwards to talk about her biological warfare plant.
1:00 Sport : Topless Five-a-Side Crow Eating from Ipswich (S) (T) 2:00 Local News (R) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:30 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine 5:00 Sport : Long-Distance Pig Tennis from Reykjavik (S) 5:10 Learning Zone : GCSE Cake

27th October 2001
18.00
GS
[FILM] Look Who's Overboard Cult classic with outrageous behaviour and a yacht.
20.00
GS
Chart Fury The devastating impact of the weeks best-selling releases.
21.30
GS
Crime On Trial Jon Snow and and a studio audience debate the pros and cons of prison murder.
1:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) 3:00 Weather 4:00 Pages from Ceefax 4:45 Local News (S) 5:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Beds Theory 6:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) (T)

23rd October 2001
18.30
GS
Star Trek: Police Chases Footage of officers in pursuit of a remote planet.
20.00
GS
The Big Animal Highlights of tonights potentially venomous snake.
21.30
GS
Roswell Chef The teenage aliens are led to a proper joint of beef with all the trimmings.
1:00 Pages from Ceefax 1:05 Pobol y Cwm (T) 2:00 Local News (R) 3:00 Open University : Basic Birds 3:05 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Nightscreen (S) 4:35 Work Essentials : American (S) (T) 5:00 Ivor the Engine (T)

21st October 2001
18.30
KD
Fire Idol Game show stars hear whether they're to be unceremoniously dumped in a fire to stop the world from freezing. With Anthony Quinn, Late.
21.00
KD
Amazing News For You Betty announces she is responsible for the nation's politicians, gardeners and the end of the second world war.

19th October 2001
20.00
GS
Gardeners' Civilisations The history of China, which spent thousands of years as a windswept beach garden.
21.00
GS
Jo Brand's Criminal Mind Weird television genes and brain chemistry.

18th October 2001
18.00
GS
Question Eaters The panel of guests face questions from wild animals.
20.30
GS
The New Adventures of Armando Iannucci In the last of the series, Armando is elated to find a real-life German stranded on top of the town clock.

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