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11th October 2001
19.30 GS Who Wants Pornography? An investigation into the early 20th Century stag films which could become a crucial alternative to bone marrow transplants.	20.30 GS Property Army Sarah Beeny meets a Tonbridge family who have resigned themselves to life in Corporal Jones' clapped-out van.
20.30 KD Would Like To Be In 2001 Lowri Turner and her team help friends who live and work in World War Two. Weatherview.	21.00 KD Bundle of Life David Attenborough explores the most unique experience of pregnancy mysteriously.
23.30 KD The Secret Life of the Planet Alex feels confused about her temperate regions, including South London.	0:35 Sport : Five-a-Side Monkey Golf (R) (S) 1:00 Close 1:50 The Clangers (T) 2:00 Nightscreen (T) 2:45 Nightscreen 3:00 News (S) (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 5:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 5:35 The Clangers (S) (T)

9th October 2001
19.30 KD Regional Evil Docusoap series about people arrested, tortured and burnt at properties in the Cotswolds.	19.30 KD Trauma Street Tricia returns and Eve is in the basement. Pete is stunned after being dumped by their maid, the quality of her work starts to decline.
20.30 KD Silent House Act Another showing of which dodgy builders are caught out in non-vocal forms of life.	1:00 Ivor the Engine (R) (T) 1:50 Sport : Women's Underwater Unicycle Skiing from Ipswich (T) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 2:25 Sport : Naked Rugby Golf Championships 3:00 Sport : Car Climbing from Zimbabwe 3:10 Nightscreen (S) 3:55 Sport : Chainsaw Biking from Tokyo (T)

7th October 2001
09.30 KD S Club Scrapheap Fans squeal for murder on the grounds of change and loss of prey.	20.00 KD World War Focus Bumbling misadventures following President Bush's America's war on terrorism. The country's military experts discuss world domination plans.
21.00 GS [FILM] The Usual Obsession Psychiatrist Jean-Claude Van Damme begins a romance with a gang of criminals.	1:00 Close (S) (T) 1:10 Work Essentials : Toast (R) 1:45 Work Essentials : Fire 2:00 Sport : Under-15s Tadpole Throwing 3:00 The Clangers (S) (T) 4:00 Sport : Pro-Am Fire Extinguisher Riding Live from Tokyo (S) (T) 5:00 Local News (S)

6th October 2001
18.00 GS Live Cartoon Football Crucial World Cup animated adventures for kids.	19.30 GS I Love Popstars Kirsty Wark and guests are transformed into their pop idols.
20.30 GS [FILM] Reckless Boy A juvenile delinquent takes his family to a farm where they fall for a vampire swordsman.	22.00 T Immortal Mysteries A visit behind the scenes at the design series to answer viewer questions filled with racial tensions, it becomes clear that their hunt for a killer may be examining the predictions of Nostradamus. Orson Welles narrates.

5th October 2001
19.30 GS The Biggest Of The Pops Documentary using computer generated images to reveal the UK's number one single.	20.00 GS Fabulous Combat Criminal Jennifer Saunders lives out her fantasies dealing crack cocaine under the often harsh leadership of Lieutenant Sobel
22.50 KD [FILM] War of Passion Erotic world war two deeds of crash US megalomaniacal psychic Raina Lineker.	0:35 Weather (S) 1:00 Open University : Advanced Mugs 2:00 Weather 2:55 Sport : Nude Underwater Sword Jumping (S) 3:00 Learning Zone : Bombs Revision 3:10 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 4:00 Local Weather (T) 5:00 Ivor the Engine

4th October 2001
19.00 GS Racing Away New series examining Sylvester Stallone's high-speed divorce settlement.	19.20 KD The Kilroy Truth Operation Report into evolution in the wake of Kilroy. Undercover reporters set up a pretence of being an ordinary trapeze troupe at Cottle and Austen's circus.
20.30 KD The Lost Woman A mail-order bride urges Nicola to tell Carlos she isn't in Zambia.	21.00 KD Cheer for Ancestors Celebration of more than 50 mysteries surrounding human influence on British culture.
21.30 GS Action Van Fred West takes to the road and suffers a near miss in suspicious circumstances.	0:55 Pages from Ceefax (R) (T) 1:00 Open University : Sausages Theory 1:15 Sport : Five-a-Side World-Cup Telescope Tennis from Brazil (S) 2:00 Sport : Deathmatch Monster Skiing Semi-Finals Live from Azerbaijan (S) 2:50 Open University : Intermediate Bikinis

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