TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
Guardian Guide
Guardian Unlimited
Radio Times
et al

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17th October 2001
18.30
GS
Lost Affairs Jim and Nicki finally own up to how they feel about the Caribbean coast and the island of Martinique.
19.00
GS
The Oprah Winfrey Detectives The chat show queen pays tribute to the 11th-hour discovery of new evidence.
20.45
GS
Murder Power Tris Payne compares the Mitsubishi Evolution VII and Subaru UK 300 and Melinda Messenger is suspected of battering her husband to death.
22.35
KD
The Weakest Games Bob Button strives to cure video game Plastique Bertrand and The Tweenies.

16th October 2001
19.30
GS
The World's Scariest Impressionists Tim Marlow chronicles the life of Renoir, whose work represents officers in pursuit of fleeing villains at breakneck speed.
21.00
GS
Brighton Holiday The work of the seaside town's domestic violence unit, which is aiming to check out viewers' tips on the best things to see and do.
21.00
KD
Extinct-Fire Crime documentary series documentary which offers an aerial demise of the Great Auk, an extinct flightless seabird.
22.00
GS
Critical City Danny Becomes involved with an illegal immigrant and nurse Sandy Harper's birthday ends in tears after Mission: Impossible-inspired hi-tech drama and combat.
23.20
KD
Snooker Max Hazel Irvine presents the overwhelming force which grips a brutal beating. See Pick Of The Zone. See page 22 for details.
0:20 News (T) 0:40 Open University : Basic Spanish (R) (S) 1:00 Close 1:50 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 2:00 Learning Zone : Basic Nipples Revision 2:05 Pages from Ceefax 2:35 Pobol y Cwm 3:00 Sport : Wall Cricket

15th October 2001
19.00
KD
Holiday Colditz Disappointing series, featuring a report from world war veterans who escaped action and low whispering from each other's bedrooms.
20.00
KD
Trauma Century Highlights of the 17th century. Uses computer action from the second round of government policy.

14th October 2001
22.55
KD
WWF: South Bank Melvyn Bragg discovers if his high-kicking abilities are of any use in the Guildhall in Preston.
1:00 The Clangers (R) (S) 1:10 Work Essentials : Beds (S) 2:00 Nightscreen (T) 2:05 Sport : Indoor Five-a-Side Long-Distance Bamboo Biking 2:40 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:00 Sport : Indoor Air Football 3:15 Ivor the Engine (S)

11th October 2001
19.30
GS
Who Wants Pornography? An investigation into the early 20th Century stag films which could become a crucial alternative to bone marrow transplants.
20.30
GS
Property Army Sarah Beeny meets a Tonbridge family who have resigned themselves to life in Corporal Jones' clapped-out van.
20.30
KD
Would Like To Be In 2001 Lowri Turner and her team help friends who live and work in World War Two. Weatherview.
21.00
KD
Bundle of Life David Attenborough explores the most unique experience of pregnancy mysteriously.
23.30
KD
The Secret Life of the Planet Alex feels confused about her temperate regions, including South London.
0:35 Sport : Five-a-Side Monkey Golf (R) (S) 1:00 Close 1:50 The Clangers (T) 2:00 Nightscreen (T) 2:45 Nightscreen 3:00 News (S) (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 5:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 5:35 The Clangers (S) (T)

9th October 2001
19.30
KD
Regional Evil Docusoap series about people arrested, tortured and burnt at properties in the Cotswolds.
19.30
KD
Trauma Street Tricia returns and Eve is in the basement. Pete is stunned after being dumped by their maid, the quality of her work starts to decline.
20.30
KD
Silent House Act Another showing of which dodgy builders are caught out in non-vocal forms of life.
1:00 Ivor the Engine (R) (T) 1:50 Sport : Women's Underwater Unicycle Skiing from Ipswich (T) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 2:25 Sport : Naked Rugby Golf Championships 3:00 Sport : Car Climbing from Zimbabwe 3:10 Nightscreen (S) 3:55 Sport : Chainsaw Biking from Tokyo (T)

7th October 2001
09.30
KD
S Club Scrapheap Fans squeal for murder on the grounds of change and loss of prey.
20.00
KD
World War Focus Bumbling misadventures following President Bush's America's war on terrorism. The country's military experts discuss world domination plans.
21.00
GS
[FILM] The Usual Obsession Psychiatrist Jean-Claude Van Damme begins a romance with a gang of criminals.
1:00 Close (S) (T) 1:10 Work Essentials : Toast (R) 1:45 Work Essentials : Fire 2:00 Sport : Under-15s Tadpole Throwing 3:00 The Clangers (S) (T) 4:00 Sport : Pro-Am Fire Extinguisher Riding Live from Tokyo (S) (T) 5:00 Local News (S)

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