TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler
Tyrethali
Chrissy

Sources:
Guardian Guide
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6th October 2001
18.00
GS
Live Cartoon Football Crucial World Cup animated adventures for kids.
19.30
GS
I Love Popstars Kirsty Wark and guests are transformed into their pop idols.
20.30
GS
[FILM] Reckless Boy A juvenile delinquent takes his family to a farm where they fall for a vampire swordsman.
22.00
T
Immortal Mysteries A visit behind the scenes at the design series to answer viewer questions filled with racial tensions, it becomes clear that their hunt for a killer may be examining the predictions of Nostradamus. Orson Welles narrates.

5th October 2001
19.30
GS
The Biggest Of The Pops Documentary using computer generated images to reveal the UK's number one single.
20.00
GS
Fabulous Combat Criminal Jennifer Saunders lives out her fantasies dealing crack cocaine under the often harsh leadership of Lieutenant Sobel
22.50
KD
[FILM] War of Passion Erotic world war two deeds of crash US megalomaniacal psychic Raina Lineker.
0:35 Weather (S) 1:00 Open University : Advanced Mugs 2:00 Weather 2:55 Sport : Nude Underwater Sword Jumping (S) 3:00 Learning Zone : Bombs Revision 3:10 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 4:00 Local Weather (T) 5:00 Ivor the Engine

4th October 2001
19.00
GS
Racing Away New series examining Sylvester Stallone's high-speed divorce settlement.
19.20
KD
The Kilroy Truth Operation Report into evolution in the wake of Kilroy. Undercover reporters set up a pretence of being an ordinary trapeze troupe at Cottle and Austen's circus.
20.30
KD
The Lost Woman A mail-order bride urges Nicola to tell Carlos she isn't in Zambia.
21.00
KD
Cheer for Ancestors Celebration of more than 50 mysteries surrounding human influence on British culture.
21.30
GS
Action Van Fred West takes to the road and suffers a near miss in suspicious circumstances.
0:55 Pages from Ceefax (R) (T) 1:00 Open University : Sausages Theory 1:15 Sport : Five-a-Side World-Cup Telescope Tennis from Brazil (S) 2:00 Sport : Deathmatch Monster Skiing Semi-Finals Live from Azerbaijan (S) 2:50 Open University : Intermediate Bikinis

3rd October 2001
19.00
GS
U.S. Major League Wars The teams discover that New York has been looted by the Hoobs.
19.30
GS
Family Street Steve, Sam, Siobhan and Pete meet to discuss Diane's IVF treatment, while Katie is attracted to Fletcher's midday cuppa.
20.00
KD
The Weakest Model Ze Ball and various contestants go for the maximum with a final final battle against the final 21 girls.
21.00
KD
Home Front Porridge Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen and Diarmuid Gavin decorate a property in Wanstead, for eight years.
22.55
KD
Lost in America Mediocre comedy documentary follows Philadelphia back to London.
23.30
KD
[FILM] The Eagle Has A Feather Steve is angry about the final mission of an American B-17 man who was fired for being trouble.

2nd October 2001
16.30
KD
Ready Steady Fire Antony Worrall Thompson takes viewers away from Normandy.
20.00
KD
Ground Force Roswell Alan Titchmarsh leads the team to transform a bungalow garden overlooking Portmellon, to cover an alien landing.
20.30
KD
The Dark Beginnings of Five Part one. The boy band competitors have to destroy a VW Golf.
21.00
GS
Les Dawson's Crime Scene The lamented comedian presents highlights from a tragic disaster that kills three elderly women.
23.50
GS
[FILM] Strange Crypt Drama charting a young monk's musical underground cemetary. Starring Elvis Presley and Luke Perry.
1:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) (T) 1:15 Pages from Ceefax 1:35 Open University : Advanced Money (T) 2:00 Local Weather (T) 2:35 Pornography 3:00 Local News (T) 3:05 The Clangers (S) 3:35 Pages from Ceefax (S)

1st October 2001
19.00
KD
Emmerdale and the Mysterons Richard learns his relationship cannot survive agents' attempts to sabotage closure of the railway station.
19.30
C
'Orrible Street Audrey leads a rally against The Bear in the Big Blue House armed with three day's rations, a Dog and Captain Sensible.
20.30
C
Damp Challenge Cardiff University takes on women. The team's progress announcement leads to a wealth of information about a survival kit and $200.
23.30
KD
Silent Child's Chart Update Latest sounds from the Pepsi child's thought processes.
23.50
C
Pukka Wildlife New exhibition - Surrealism: Desire and pygmy marmosets.
1:00 The Clangers (T) 2:00 News 2:30 News 3:00 The Clangers (T) 3:10 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:00 Work Essentials : Terrorists (T) 5:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 5:20 Pages from Ceefax (S) 6:00 Pobol y Cwm

30th September 2001
14.30
KD
[FILM] Carry On Insurrection Comedy terrorism. President Bush declares war on Sid James.
15.25
KD
[FILM] Flipper : Annihilation Cute dolphin adventure about the kung fu legend, famed for his unpredictable disease anthrax.
18.00
GS
Sunday Challenge Viewers are invited to leave London for a while to see how Songs Of Praise is put together.
19.30
GS
Poltergeist Grove An evil entity attempts to take over Leeds after touching a pearlware horse held in the hands of a dead Goa'uld.
22.20
KD
Extinct Striptease Docu-drama about a stripper with a heart of dodo.
1:00 Ivor the Engine 1:45 Pornography 2:00 Sport : Deathmatch Car Boxing (S) 2:50 Ivor the Engine (T) 3:00 Sport : Women's Mud Wrestling from Chicago (R) 3:10 Local Weather (S) (T) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:55 Pobol y Cwm (T)

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