TV Misguidance

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Graham Sadler

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Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

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14th March 2002
18.00
GS
Living Trouble Series in which viewers control a group of people who are inhabiting a real-life dual-purpose playspace.
19.55
GS
Planetary World Astronomer Alex Barnett sets out to explain four different scientific principles or events equipped with only 25 celebrity guests.

12th March 2002
18.30
GS
Family Street Les withholds the truth about his Swedish furniture store and Pete accuses Roy and Claire of live action and puppetry.
19.30
GS
Turning The Dinner Focus Series in which people at opposite ends of a particular field exchange goat's cheese souffle in apparently safe environments.

11th March 2002
13.40
GS
Crossroads Dog Preschool fun. The new puppy has escaped from an affair with Tracey and rekindles his relationship with Tom.
15.30
GS
Liquid Kipper The week's biggest entertainment bird which has fallen out of its nest.
19.00
GS
Kilroy From Hell Robert Kilroy-Silk discusses a topical issue with a parrot that behaves like a pitbull.
1:00 Open University : Basic Wafers Theory (T) 2:00 Work Essentials : Bombs (R) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:30 Ivor the Engine (S) 4:00 Sport : Alien Chasing from Azerbaijan (S) 4:35 Close (T) 4:55 Pages from Ceefax 5:00 Close

10th March 2002
21.00
KD
Bird, Bird and Bird Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune deliver stuffed eagles.
21.00
KD
Four Murders and a Lioness Comedy romance with Hugh Grant and his pals flopping about in a Kenyan game reserve.
23.35
KD
The X Weather Mulder revisits the classic 1936 film Night Weatherview.
0:40 Pages from Ceefax (S) 1:00 Sport : Puppy Biking from Chichester (R) 2:00 Work Essentials : Monster Trucks (S) 2:55 News 3:00 Work Essentials : Spanish (S) (T) 3:05 Pages from Ceefax 3:25 Nightscreen 4:00 Sport : Robot Biking Live from Chichester

4th March 2002
20.30
KD
Changing Crime Scenes The team receive a shock when they arrive at an empty blood-spattered room with a big budget.
0:50 Open University : Pencils Theory (S) 1:00 Open University : Advanced Spanish Theory (R) 1:35 Work Essentials : Frogs (S) (T) 2:00 Local Weather (S) 2:15 Sport : Long-Distance Cat Chasing from Bognor Regis 2:35 Work Essentials : Water (S)

27th February 2002
20.30
KD
Law Laundry The team help an Ipswich couple get rid of social values, seek non-violent gambling laws.
20.30
KD
[FILM] Robogardener II Alan Titchmarsh goes back with Peter Weller's cyborg at Home Farm.

26th February 2002
19.30
KD
[FILM] Arrest and Dinner A killer cooked in stout and dumplings, faced by Lambeth police.
21.00
KD
[FILM] Outside Ikea Thriller about a man who escaped from a maximum-Swedish superstore.

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