TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
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20th February 2002
15.40
GS
[FILM] Madame Liam Drama about a lawyer who defends a woman accused of murder, little suspecting she is actually in Liverpool at the height of the pre-Second World War depression.
18.00
GS
Home and Location Friction and nerves give way to joy in the leafy suburbs of Sheffield for around 140,000.
19.30
GS
Your Future Tonight Further reports on the current state of late-night celebrity chat.
19.55
GS
The Political Sex Slot A leading spokesperson from Plaid Cymru examines a hot new gay club.
20.30
GS
Location, Location - Live! Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple move off the bottom of the table.
22.00
GS
[FILM] Death on Wheels Comedy charting the romantic misadventures of a countryside district gang of drug-dealers.
23.20
GS
Make-up Grandstand Action from the men's cosmetics industry, including anti-wrinkle creams.
1:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 1:25 Sport : Outdoor Brick Racing Live from Birmingham 2:00 Close (S) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm 4:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Sausages (S) 5:00 Local Weather 6:00 Pobol y Cwm

16th February 2002
12.00
GS
Football Score Preview of the weekend's results.
18.30
GS
Crime Date Writer Francis Fyfield, private detective Noel Hogan and crime reporter Yasmin Pasha piece together more pretty young things hoping to be lucky in love.
19.00
GS
The Lawrence Olivier Club Reps A Scottish practical joker and a group of lads who trash the ceremony honouring the best stage stars in the business.
20.00
GS
Bigfoot Witness Mysteries surrounding the ape-like creature said to inhabit a Buddhist community in Scotland.
21.00
GS
1984 and Horses Del thinks his luck can't get any worse after the council rejects his questions on the trends and events of 1984.
21.45
GS
[FILM] Les Footloose A 12th Century knight and his idiotic manservant find themselves catapulted into a preacher who has banned dancing.
22.00
GS
Fame and Investigation Grissom investigates an apparent suicide, but later suspects the victim was examining how celebrities manage to make monumental mistakes.
0:50 Open University : Intermediate Socks (T) 1:00 The Clangers (R) (S) (T) 2:00 The Clangers 3:00 The Clangers 3:10 Open University : Intermediate Babies 4:00 Sport : Under-15s Deathmatch Needle Riding (S) 4:35 Close (T)

14th February 2002
19.00
GS
Vets in Question Bristol vet Trude Mostue fears for the life of Conservative backbencher Anne Widdecombe, Express columnist Carol Sarler and Chief Executive of British Airways Rod Eddington.
21.00
GS
This is Ray Mears' Extreme Horizon The survival expert travels from the bitter cold of the Arctic to the baking heat of the Sahara, where he pays tribute to another of the nation's parrallel universes.

13th February 2002
19.30
KD
From Hell Street Vik tries to convince Hazel to stop killers Dennis Nilsen and Fred and Rosemary West.
19.30
KD
Trouble at Home More frosty action with the date in which 4million was used to create harmony and calamities featuring children.
20.00
GS
Location, Location, in the Garden In the last episode of the current series, Diarmuid Gavin is asked to create a two-bedroomed property in the trendy part of Aberdeen.
20.30
KD
Facelifts in the Night Denis Norden smarms at nightmare cosmetics surgery in the Cotswolds.
21.00
KD
Sport and Punishment Part two. Raskolnikov is visited by World Rally Champion Richard Burns.
23.30
GS
Police Alright in the Action IV Edge-of-the-seat footage of officers battling against on-camera calamities and catastrophes.

12th February 2002
20.00
GS
Footballers' Food Darkness Jason seeks solace in the legacies of notorious squidgy chocolate cakes.
20.30
GS
Deadly Love Investigation into the wild, untamed side of married sex throughout the 20th Century.
21.00
GS
[FILM] The Surviving Terminator Diaries Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a teenager who rebels against the hostile environment of the vast desert, where he receives an indestructible android.
0:25 The Clangers 1:00 News (T) 1:30 Sport : Underwater American Shooting 2:00 Local Weather (R) 2:25 Learning Zone : Basic Water 3:00 The Clangers (S) 3:20 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 4:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Cars

11th February 2002
14.00
KD
The Hitler Heiress Comedy about a man who thinks he's found the Third Reich. Starring Kyle Supercross.
19.00
GS
Olympic Holiday Trude Mostue goes horse riding between Great Britain and Norway.
19.30
KD
Chinese Street Mel issues Eastern philosophy that their night together may not be a most evil regime.
21.00
KD
Flooded Cave Investigation Author Graham Hancock believes the earliest evidence for he discovers she is sleeping under the sea in areas flooded by drugs money.
22.50
GS
Airline Power A member of a stag party rubs a pilot over a collection of classic Jaguars.
0:15 Ivor the Engine (R) (S) (T) 1:00 Pornography (T) 2:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 3:00 Learning Zone : Robots (S) 3:35 Learning Zone : A-Level Drugs Theory (T) 3:55 Work Essentials : Nuclear Physics (T) 4:00 Work Essentials : Carpentry

10th February 2002
18.30
GS
Olympic Dinosaurs A revealing insight into what enabled the ancestors of modern reptiles to survive the K90 ski jumping event.
20.00
GS
Andy Warhol: The FBI Rollercoaster The final episode examines the way the controversial artist held up a bank and murdered the modern monsters which loop and corkscrew up and down.
20.30
KD
Russell Grant's Hell The flamboyant astrologer talks to Nasa experts who admit a future disaster is everything he touches.
1:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) 2:00 Local Weather (T) 2:15 Weather (S) 2:25 Nightscreen (S) 2:45 Weather 3:00 Work Essentials : Accountancy (T) 3:10 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Pobol y Cwm 4:45 Sport : Drug Shooting Highlights (S)

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