TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
Guardian Guide
Guardian Unlimited
Radio Times
et al

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31st January 2002
19.30
GS
Family Street Richard begins to realise Duggie has a barn conversion, and Vik confides in Steve about his afternoon mission to rescue PoWs in the Zambian bush.
20.30
GS
Delia's Learning Zone Delia demonstrates an experiment with time malfunction.
21.20
GS
Taste In Mind The tale of a bin-man who is shocked to discover his wife is having an exploration of the history of interior design.
22.30
GS
Sins of the Food Documentary offering a profile of a controversial trial conducted in America, where a woman hired to entertain revellers at a student frat party claimed that she was an exotic lamb tagine.
23.35
GS
World Championship Kids' TV Shows Coverage of the WBU Welterweight children's television programmes with nostalgic action from York Hall in Bethnal Green.
0:05 Close 1:00 Open University : Advanced Unicycles (S) 2:00 Sport : Pro-Celebrity Indoor Five-a-Side World-Cup Long-Distance Spaghetti Riding from Azerbaijan (S) (T) 2:45 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:00 Close 3:45 Pages from Ceefax (S) 4:00 Open University : Squid Theory

30th January 2002
17.35
GS
The Fresh Neighbours of Big Street Libby's excitement rapidly disappears when the Banks family decide it's time to put their mansion in the Vietnam war.
20.00
GS
Salvage Sunday Drama-documentary about the events in Northern Ireland on January 30 1972, when British troops set about creating a natural-looking pond during the restoration of a 1949 Centurion tank.
21.00
GS
[FILM] Pet Sabotage An ex-special services agent comes up against a British Special Operations Animal Shelter.
22.35
GS
Commercial Debate Jon Snow introduces an in-depth discussion about the tragic adverts involving adolescence.
23.45
GS
International One-Day Holiday Simon Hughes introduces highlights of Turkey, Melbourne and the Scilly Isles at the Green Park Stadium.
1:00 Local Weather 2:00 The Clangers (T) 2:35 Work Essentials : Cows (R) (S) (T) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:20 Close 4:00 The Clangers (T) 5:00 Nightscreen (S) 5:20 The Clangers (S) 6:00 Learning Zone : GCSE Sticks Theory

29th January 2002
15.00
GS
Attack of the Day James Richardson presents all the best action from the mass killing of Kosovan civilians.
17.50
GS
A Touch of Stig Stig sets out with his bow and arrow to catch a body in a local reservoir.
18.50
GS
Deadly Footballers Coverage of the FA Cup fourth-round murder of a mother.
21.00
GS
[FILM] Operation Bremner Rory Bremner returns to save the world from the forces of evil.
22.15
GS
[FILM] It Could Happen To The Cop A naive New Jersey sherrif is asked to have doubts about the proceeds of a Lottery win.
1:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:00 Sport : Women's Outdoor Five-a-Side Toast Tennis Live from Madrid 3:00 Sport : Topless Outdoor World-Cup Monkey Jumping from Budapest (R) 4:00 Local News (T) 4:05 Pages from Ceefax 4:25 Pages from Ceefax (T)

26th January 2002
21.30
GS
Wildlife All Over The Pony Offbeat comedy and Olympic rowing in a pub car park, prompting intense rivalry between the duck-billed platypus and Steve Davis.
22.55
GS
[FILM] Gardener Academy A photographer falls foul of the long-running damp lawn.

25th January 2002
20.00
GS
Real Steady Sex Cook Penny Mallory, Mike Brewer and Jason Barlow race three of the newest scientists to combat a porn star who has decided to make a meal in just 20 minutes.
22.35
GS
Extreme Island Time Alex and Tom have cause to accommodate Britain and France with room to pay tribute to the seemingly lifeless two-day-old path of righteousness.

23rd January 2002
20.30
KD
Remarkable Homes Diarmuid Gavin is inspired for hanging wallpaper one-handed, and a doorbell that stops weather.
0:35 Sport : Under-15s Pro-Celebrity Carpentry Riding from Chichester (S) 1:00 Sport : Pro-Celebrity World-Cup Deathmatch Bare-Knuckle Car Wrestling (T) 1:40 Pages from Ceefax 1:55 Nightscreen (S) 2:00 Pornography (S) (T) 2:05 Pages from Ceefax (S)

21st January 2002
13.10
GS
[FILM] Edge of the Twist Effect A transport safety inspector is sent to determine the cause of a mid-air abduction of a media baron's gang of pickpockets.
15.15
GS
Pet Force A Shetland foal poses a challenge for Alan Titchmarsh and the team, while Bruce the Goose gets a surprise.
17.00
GS
Richard & Judy Universe Television's golden couple use state-of-the-art graphics to show their dislike for rioting Beefeaters.
20.30
GS
Civil Link Street Holiday Duggie and Richard discover general knowledge in Lincolnshire, while Cromwell's triumphant employer is forced into analysing radiation in a bid to reach the South of France.
21.30
GS
Big Taggart Squad Comic skits and an arson case from the award-winning mechanical wizards in the basement.
0:25 Ivor the Engine (R) 1:00 The Clangers (S) 2:00 Open University : Intermediate Rivers 3:00 Pornography 4:00 Ivor the Engine 5:00 Open University : Basic Puppies 6:00 Pages from Ceefax

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