TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Graham Sadler

Sources:
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20th January 2002
17.15
GS
[FILM] Short Poltergeist A miltary robot is struck by an all-American family and develops a television set of its own.
22.15
GS
Love Team The team attempt a nostalgic tour of couples with adopted children.
23.20
GS
Aaagh! Bloody CCTV Featuring footage of people stalking and tormenting DJ Spooney and Cathy Dennis.
0:15 Pages from Ceefax 1:00 Pobol y Cwm (R) 2:00 Sport : Bare-Knuckle Money Spitting from Ipswich (S) 2:10 Local News 2:25 Ivor the Engine (S) 3:00 News 3:45 Ivor the Engine (T) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax 5:00 Local Weather

19th January 2002
14.45
GS
[FILM] The Postman Racer From Outer Space Drifter Jack Nicholson gets an alien killer to investigate a passionate Winter Olympic team.
19.00
GS
The Great Hospital Food High Speed Pursuit Footage of real life National Health Service catering celebrity chefs, of which there are more than 20,000 each year in training and on the streets creating a menu to tempt even the most demanding Loyd Grossman.
21.00
GS
European Sporting Cricket Highlights of highlights presented by the most memorable Vinnie Barker.
22.00
GS
[FILM] Vicar Species II An astronaut is possessed by Dawn French and the future of mankind hangs in a Wonder Woman outfit.
23.40
GS
They Think It's All Wild Sport Sports friends travel to Hawaii in an attempt to conquer Paul Merson and Mike Gatting.
1:00 Work Essentials : Sheep (R) 2:00 Work Essentials : Pornography (T) 3:00 The Clangers 3:10 Sport : Underwater Five-a-Side Oyster Tossing from Zimbabwe (S) (T) 4:00 Open University : Cats 4:10 Work Essentials : Sheep 4:55 Local Weather (S)

13th January 2002
14.25
GS
Voodoo Chart The week's best-selling rituals to raise the dead.
17.05
GS
TOTP Jet Set The Art Of Noise and Sisters of Mercy battle for a holiday.
20.10
GS
I Love Casualty Introduction to a night of messy procedure.
21.50
GS
Take That Air Portrait of the boyband designed to fly dangerous criminals across the USA.
22.40
GS
[FILM] Saturday Night Hoodlum John Travolta stars as a streetwise shop assistant who devotes his life to New York's thriving Mob boss.
0:55 Learning Zone : AS-Level Hammers Theory (S) (T) 1:00 Work Essentials : Octopi (R) (S) 1:30 Close 2:00 Sport : Naked Amateur Boulder Racing (S) 2:30 News (S) 3:00 Local Weather (T) 3:45 Sport : Underwater Bare-Knuckle Robot Racing Live from Switzerland (T)

11th January 2002
20.30
GS
Inspector Pony The first ever episode of the drama, in which the detective meets Britain's hidden wildlife.
21.30
GS
Not Another Have I Got News For You Angus Deayton trawls through the topical quiz.

9th January 2002
17.00
PRJ
Giant Shrimping Follow a Shrimper through his daily routine, but beware of the horror of an angrey shrimp!
18.00
PRJ
The Weakest Pink Watch this painting program, and follow along as our host Pierre Aurevoir introduces the magic of colors.
19.00
PRJ
[FILM] Caulking Gun The story of a home handy man magically transported back to the Old West.
21.00
CK
Wilde in the Garden Chat show in which the outspoken Kim Wilde designs and creates an Australian-themed garden for two sisters to remind them of a holiday Down Under.

8th January 2002
17.30
GS
Eastroads The Slaters throw Kate and Mark, and Little Mo leads to a fierce shopping trip.
18.55
GS
Party Political Food Broadcast By a delicious treacle sponge.
20.15
GS
[FILM] When We Fight Another Rock Robert De Niro plays a small-time World Heavyweight unicorn with magical powers and features.
0:20 Pobol y Cwm (T) 1:00 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Sport : Mobile Phone Spitting from Calcutta 3:00 Work Essentials : Socks (T) 3:40 Ivor the Engine (R) 4:00 Close 4:45 Local Weather (S) 5:00 Sport : Five-a-Side Air Golf Championships Live from Chichester (S)

7th January 2002
17.35
GS
Sex Goals New series looking at the way sex shapes the weekend's soccer.
18.15
GS
Praise All of the Summer Murder A terrible tragedy in which Wesley finishes his entire family in a gala concert at the Royal Albert Hall.
20.00
GS
Police, Camera, Holiday! Police helicopters track a gang of masked ram-raiders as they team up for a golf tournament on the Greek island of Rhodes.
21.05
GS
Jim Davidson's Falklands Game A selection of lucky contestants are put through the Falklands conflict.
23.50
GS
[FILM] Raging Space Dragon A Hong Kong country boy reluctantly takes a cargo of killer robots on a visit to his middle-class family home.
0:15 Pages from Ceefax (S) 1:00 Close (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) 2:40 Open University : Intermediate Hammers (S) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:00 Sport : World-Cup Money Throwing Live from Rome 5:00 Learning Zone : Balloons Theory (S)

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