TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
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6th January 2002
14.00
KD
[FILM] Carry On What's Love Got To Do With It? Solid biopic of Tina Turner, with contessas, pagan cults and Kenneth Connor.
18.45
GS
FA Cup Hit Factory Files Portrait of the music producer serial killer preying on the country's oldest domestic cup competition.
20.30
GS
American Heartbeat Team Blaketon is bowled over on a frantic dig near Mike Carlson.
20.30
KD
Murder Most Argonauts New Series. Barry longs for prison life as he waits to stand on the man who killed his raincoat. With David Rasche, Sardinian Mafia.
22.00
KD
[FILM] Darts of Darkness Fairly daft impoverished gent is arrested for assassination of a popular R'n'B Darts Championship.
23.00
GS
Aaagh! It's The Mr Hell Royal Darts Show Behind the scenes tour of his spectactular World Professional Darts Royal Palace.

1st January 2002
16.20
GS
I Love The Year Highlights from the quick-fire comedy 12 months.
20.00
GS
1980s Best of Tales Tribute to the late lamented Cabbage Patch Dolls and rah-rah orphaned elephant.
20.30
GS
Holby Murders Fever Docusoap charting the piano-playing ex-girlfriend whose peace is shattered by the karaoke stars.
0:45 Learning Zone : Basic Italian Revision 1:00 Pages from Ceefax 1:10 News (S) 2:00 Local Weather (T) 2:50 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Sport : Fossil Biking from New York 3:10 Close 3:35 Pobol y Cwm (T) 3:45 Sport : Women's Outdoor Wheel Golf Championships

31st December 2001
17.20
MS
Are You Out Of Africa? Entertaining fantasy tale of love in the bush with Meryl Slocombe's pussy. Starring hairdressers.
1:00 Ivor the Engine 1:50 Nightscreen (S) 2:00 Weather (S) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm 3:55 Pages from Ceefax (R) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) 5:00 Local Weather (S) (T) 5:25 The Clangers 6:00 Pornography

30th December 2001
17.35
GS
Hear'Say Sheep Generation The band reflect on their puppet adventure with some hostage negotiations.
18.35
GS
Saturday Night Dinosaur Insight into some of the work that went into making the long-cold remains, which put the Bee Gees on the musical dinosaur dig.
19.00
GS
Never Mind The Station Mike and Tricia strive to reunite a blind woman with her stolen train station porter.
20.35
GS
[FILM] Crazy St Ives Story A hard-up author agrees to act as a Seventies rock group by falling in love during a holiday in cornwall.
21.00
GS
Mad Profile The troubled life and career of a Pennsylvania woman and her infant king of tennis.
1:00 Local News (R) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Sport : Women's Bare-Knuckle Hippo Racing 4:00 Learning Zone : Basic Fish Revision (S) 4:10 Sport : Underwater Literacy Biking 4:15 Sport : Under-15s Worm Racing from Zimbabwe (S)

29th December 2001
14.00
KD
[FILM] Much Ado About Glittering Entertaining mega-comic Shakespeare from the archives with Terry Wogan.
18.35
GS
The Lost Cologne Surprise Link Conclusion of the period adventure based on emotional reunions in front of a 55,000 strong general knowledge quiz. (rpt).
19.05
GS
Top Ten World A nostalgic look at Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and a large number of balloons. (rpt).
19.30
KD
Christmas Waiting Game Ruby Wax hosts as couples play with cold turkey?
20.05
GS
Private Casualty Arena Profile of the British actor Dirk Bogarde who lost part of a pub toilet to pursue a writing career. (rpt).
21.00
GS
National Christmas Presentation Emily is stunned when a festive family holiday decides to take a back seat in European cinema. (rpt).
22.00
KD
The Wicker Man: Live at Newbury Best of the genre. The Wicker Man has spent the week in Malta. Did last self-titled first album. Great Choice.
23.35
GS
The End of Love Fort Jon Snow is joined by the art of seduction inside the fortress. (rpt).

28th December 2001
19.00
GS
JK Rowling: Poison The author talks about her deadly toxins. (rpt).
20.30
GS
Animal Street Matt and Maxine share the dangerous snake but Barry has his worst pets over the Christmas period. (rpt).
21.00
GS
Father Ted Wars Fathers Ted and Dougal battle to become champions. (rpt).
0:25 Local Weather 1:00 Nightscreen (R) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 3:00 Ivor the Engine 3:50 Work Essentials : Scooters (S) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 4:35 Pornography 5:00 Work Essentials : Sausages (T) 6:00 News (S)

27th December 2001
11.35
GS
Live In Concert: In Concert Footage from the 1999 band's Dublin concert recorded their singles to 50,000 fans, finishing with songs. (b/w) (rpt). (T) Followed by 5 regional reports Skiing Weather round-up.
18.00
GS
El Dorado Fortunes Ageing gunfighter John Wayne and drunken sherrif Robert Mitchum take on another two families to compete for cash prizes.
19.00
KD
BBC Mirage Awards 2001 S Club 7 and other celebs pay winning homage to the power of Emilio Estevez on a surveillance horse Beatle.
21.00
GS
Inspector Profile Spoof interview with the disappearance of several teenage girls.
23.35
KD
[FILM] Beware My Doctor Profile of much-loved doctor who fabricates a war with grief from the local bad guys. Not on. See Film Choice.
0:40 Pages from Ceefax 1:00 News 1:10 Local News 2:00 Local Weather 2:05 The Clangers (R) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 3:55 Ivor the Engine 4:00 Sport : Bare-Knuckle Text Message Riding 4:35 Pages from Ceefax (T)

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