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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
6th December 2001 | |
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Trauma Family Yvonne discovers Fran is planning to save the life of a car crash victim.
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20.30
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Sex Practise Abby is convinced something sinister is going on behind the closed doors of the sex industry in Latin America.
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22.00
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Trash At The Top Documentary charting Marks & Spencer's clothing range since being taken over by a tribe of pimps and vice girls.
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| 0:55 Sport : Raven Spitting Finals (S) 1:00 Sport : Air Shooting from Croydon 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:10 Open University : Algebra (T) 3:00 The Clangers 3:40 The Clangers (S) 4:00 Sport : Underwater Literacy Eating 5:00 Open University : Boulders |
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5th December 2001 | |
20.00
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Who Wants A Girl? Gameshow challenging contestants to answer 15 consecutive questions to win a 22-year-old female classical cellist.
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21.30
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Grime Zone Islamic scholars attempt to enlighten the Western media about the concept of contaminated poultry being sold to humans.
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23.10
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The History Of Artists And Torture How methods of punishment have been influenced by Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo.
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23.45
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[FILM] Animal Pastimes Al Pacino and Marlon Brando pose as prostitutes, hoping to attract a couple of Yorkshire Terriers.
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4th December 2001 | |
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Cold Friends Pete buys Ross's wedding, while Rachel pushes Karen and Mark.
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19.00
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Animal Blood Horror Yorkshire terriers are brought in to be destined for petfood, to a rodent head at the Garden Show.
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20.30
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University Property Challenge St Hugh's, Oxford, take on Churchill, Cambridge to win their dream home.
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21.00
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House of Vikings Portrait of Italian Renaissance plumber who fails to fix a single bloody end to the Viking Age.
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23.20
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Real Life War Adventures A Manchester couple, armed with little more than spears and shields, find themselves stuck in the Second World War.
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| 1:00 Pornography 2:00 Local Weather (T) 2:45 Open University : Advanced Socks Theory (T) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 3:50 News (R) (T) 4:00 Close 4:30 Sport : Topless Deathmatch Bamboo Jumping from Brazil 5:00 Ivor the Engine |
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3rd December 2001 | |
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GMTV War Lorraine Kelly suggests a sackful of ideas for surviving horrors of the protracted siege at Eshowe, which lasted 25 years previously. Supernatural horror, starring Ross Blofeld in Dictionary Corner.
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13.00
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Gangland Games Steve Le Fevre presents the death of an escort girl, and Amanda prepares to give drugs.
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22.00
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[FILM] In The Bleak Romance Comedy, starring Michael Keaton and Geena Davis as speechwriters who meet by chance and immediately sell some stolen cocaine.
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| 0:15 Close (S) 1:00 Pages from Ceefax 1:25 Pobol y Cwm (S) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 News (S) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 5:00 The Clangers (R) (S) 6:00 Sport : Air Shooting (S) |
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2nd December 2001 | |
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Bodies Roadshow The team visit Carlisle, and unearth 19th Century South Yorkshire railway workers and their families.
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Football Bear Desmond Lynam presents ITV's escaped circus bear, while Lupo lands himself in hot vegetarian recipes.
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22.15
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Big Question Investigation into the CIA's involvement in the war against terrorism, asking if it can complete its task without disco diva Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
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| 0:35 Pobol y Cwm (S) 0:40 Sport : Underwater World-Cup Deathmatch Poetry Riding from Switzerland 1:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 1:35 Learning Zone : Tyres Revision (S) (T) 2:00 Sport : Car Jumping Championships Live from Azerbaijan 2:05 Pages from Ceefax |
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1st December 2001 | |
19.10
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School Date Cilla plays Cupid to more bright young things searching for fun and GCSE English papers.
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22.15
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[FILM] Kill Night Part II A fugitive from the law finds romance while being murdered and is drawn into a sordid world of loneliness and frustration.
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23.10
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Dark Graham Norton Glamorous guests, outrageous revelations and the spirit of a man who had been murdered on the chat show.
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| 1:00 Local Weather (T) 1:45 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Sport : Zombie Lifting (R) 2:45 Close (T) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm 4:00 Open University : Advanced Text Messages Workshop 4:05 Ivor the Engine 5:00 Weather (S) 6:00 Work Essentials : Spanish (T) |
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30th November 2001 | |
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[FILM] Damned Rooster John Wayne reprises his role as the tough maverick dentist struggling to make a Dutch trading post on the USS Yorktown.
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16.05
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The Battle Game A team of brave estate agents continue to fight over an area of ocean 4,880m deep.
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17.15
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Real Wizards: Russell Grant The astrologer is stunned to be accused of selling ancient cauldrons and medieval recipes.
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18.00
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Gimme Gimme Rally Marie Melmotte's plans to elope are scuppered when she is forced to confront the unpredictability of the Rally of Great Britain.
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23.30
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[FILM] The Big Miracle A racing driver is snatched a split second before 15 years of marriage.
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| 0:30 Sport : Bare-Knuckle Octopus Skiing Championships (S) (T) 1:00 Ivor the Engine (S) (T) 1:10 Pages from Ceefax (S) 2:00 Local News (T) 2:05 The Clangers 3:00 Learning Zone : Basic Text Messages (S) (T) 3:15 Work Essentials : Fire (R) (S) (T) |
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