TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler

Sources:
Guardian Guide
Guardian Unlimited
Radio Times
et al

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2nd December 2001
18.10
GS
Bodies Roadshow The team visit Carlisle, and unearth 19th Century South Yorkshire railway workers and their families.
19.00
KD
Football Bear Desmond Lynam presents ITV's escaped circus bear, while Lupo lands himself in hot vegetarian recipes.
22.15
GS
Big Question Investigation into the CIA's involvement in the war against terrorism, asking if it can complete its task without disco diva Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
0:35 Pobol y Cwm (S) 0:40 Sport : Underwater World-Cup Deathmatch Poetry Riding from Switzerland 1:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 1:35 Learning Zone : Tyres Revision (S) (T) 2:00 Sport : Car Jumping Championships Live from Azerbaijan 2:05 Pages from Ceefax

1st December 2001
19.10
GS
School Date Cilla plays Cupid to more bright young things searching for fun and GCSE English papers.
22.15
GS
[FILM] Kill Night Part II A fugitive from the law finds romance while being murdered and is drawn into a sordid world of loneliness and frustration.
23.10
GS
Dark Graham Norton Glamorous guests, outrageous revelations and the spirit of a man who had been murdered on the chat show.
1:00 Local Weather (T) 1:45 Pages from Ceefax 2:00 Sport : Zombie Lifting (R) 2:45 Close (T) 3:00 Pobol y Cwm 4:00 Open University : Advanced Text Messages Workshop 4:05 Ivor the Engine 5:00 Weather (S) 6:00 Work Essentials : Spanish (T)

30th November 2001
14.00
GS
[FILM] Damned Rooster John Wayne reprises his role as the tough maverick dentist struggling to make a Dutch trading post on the USS Yorktown.
16.05
GS
The Battle Game A team of brave estate agents continue to fight over an area of ocean 4,880m deep.
17.15
GS
Real Wizards: Russell Grant The astrologer is stunned to be accused of selling ancient cauldrons and medieval recipes.
18.00
GS
Gimme Gimme Rally Marie Melmotte's plans to elope are scuppered when she is forced to confront the unpredictability of the Rally of Great Britain.
23.30
GS
[FILM] The Big Miracle A racing driver is snatched a split second before 15 years of marriage.
0:30 Sport : Bare-Knuckle Octopus Skiing Championships (S) (T) 1:00 Ivor the Engine (S) (T) 1:10 Pages from Ceefax (S) 2:00 Local News (T) 2:05 The Clangers 3:00 Learning Zone : Basic Text Messages (S) (T) 3:15 Work Essentials : Fire (R) (S) (T)

28th November 2001
20.00
GS
Wild Science Again London couple Reece and Loretta appeal for information on a fatal five-year relationship, which was riddled with unusual variations in behaviour - seals perverting the course of justice and a Barbra Streisand impersonator hell-bent on obtaining established stand-up performers. Followed by the explosion of British pop music in a passer-by's car.
21.00
GS
From Here To Extreme Deke continues to ignore 2,000 corpses, while Lisa bears the brunt of Zara's crocodiles and alligators.

26th November 2001
21.00
KD
Monday Night Antiques Two recently divorced women sisters fall out over a tea service and a tiny Worcester millionaire.
9.00
KD
Horrible Kilroy Robert Kilroy-Silk is joined by women who have goosebumps - exploring the connection between human reptiles and recriminations. Horror spoof, with Steve Sebastian.

25th November 2001
14.25
GS
My Art Jez Edwards talks to Stereophonics about their latest portrayal of ballerinas and bathers.
15.10
GS
[FILM] Confessions Of Dumbo Animation, following the fortunes of a young elephant with oversized ears who decides that becoming a pop star would be a great way of pulling the girls.
16.55
GS
Dark Earth Chris Tarrant hosts the gameshow in which contestants clash with a puppet master who miniaturises them.
18.30
GS
Home Front Challenge Gameshow in which teams of best mates battle it out to win a child's bedroom.
19.05
GS
Ronnie Barker: Comedy Antiques The acclaimed comic actor discusses cars converted into remote-controlled fighting machines and a rare marine chronometer.
19.30
KD
Ark Weather Aerial perspective of the Tudor landscape as Henry VII ordered 12 metres of rain a year.
20.00
KD
Extremes with Beasts Edgar Middleton visits Mawsynram, sleeping with a string of gannets and green lizards.
20.30
GS
Untamed Fever Programme following people who chase Jennifer Lopez.
22.30
GS
Weather Chart First in a two-part countdown of the British public's 100 favourite storms and weather fronts.
0:30 Close (R) (S) 1:00 Ivor the Engine 2:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Learning Zone : Drugs Revision 4:00 Learning Zone : Basic Socks (T) 5:00 Close 6:00 Pornography

23rd November 2001
18.00
GS
The Pepsi Fugitive Kimble takes a job in small-town South Carolina, where he ends up in a scuffle with Hear'Say and Geri Halliwell.
19.00
GS
Mythical Street Janice scuppers the holiday to Tenerife by telling Les that giant predatory lizards roam the Australian Outback.
19.30
GS
Political Beasts A spokesman for the Scottish National Party discusses the Basilosaurus and the Andrewsarchus.
20.00
GS
Live UEFA Cup Designs Kevin McCloud v Leeds United. David O'Leary's side have been far from convincing in transforming their London home using a stack of straw bales.
21.00
GS
Ramadan Park Kyle's parents refuse to let him prepare for the holy month of fasting and prayer.
22.00
GS
Attachments Of Fortune Sophie attempts to seduce freelancer Ren, and Yvonne plans a surprise spin-the-wheel gameshow.
23.10
GS
[FILM] Mutual War An alcoholic cop has his work cut out trying to prevent the final days of Adolf Hitler.
1:00 Local News 1:40 Local Weather 2:00 Ivor the Engine (R) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) 3:10 Local Weather 4:00 Open University : Intermediate Trees Workshop 5:00 Pages from Ceefax 6:00 Learning Zone : GCSE Rugby (S) (T)

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