RANSOM-NOTE
TELEVISION
LISTINGS
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Graham Sadler
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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
| 18th November 2001 | |
17.05
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Stargate Extinct The team encounter an entire world suffering from amnesia whose leader returns to earth with the great auk, a flightless bird which died out in the mid-19th Century.
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18.00
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Scrapheap Exclusive The Cat-alysts and the Mulewrights battle it out for the trophy by building a hydrofoil out of soap star-turned-singer Dannii Minogue.
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19.30
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Affairs Street Joan is distraught to discover Diane's African chieftain, and Vernon spots a gap in the Duckworth's door.
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| | 0:50 The Clangers (R) (S) 1:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Segway Revision (T) 2:00 Local News (S) 2:40 Pages from Ceefax (T) 3:00 Sport : Underwater Beggar Football 3:30 Sport : Dinosaur Lifting Highlights 4:00 Open University : Advanced Sofas |
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| 17th November 2001 | |
17.50
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[FILM] Madness Express A businessman throws caution to the wind after meeting a beautiful wagon train travelling across the Arizona desert.
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20.10
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Who Wants To Be A Storm? Chris Tarrant hosts the ultimate devastation caused by tornadoes and extreme gales.
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21.00
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Blue Peter Force Series exploring the havoc wreaked by Britain's longest-running children's television show.
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| | 1:00 Open University : Intermediate Money 2:00 Sport : World-Cup Tyre Shooting (R) 2:55 Pobol y Cwm 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 3:10 Pages from Ceefax (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 4:10 Nightscreen (S) 4:30 Work Essentials : Air (T) |
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| 16th November 2001 | |
14.00
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Food Cricket Veteran funnyman Norman Wisdom takes the Indian legend out of the game with some strong mushrooms.
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16.15
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Art Alien Attack Miles shows how to turn an old crisp bag into a desk tidy using the crossfire of an interplanetary conflict. Sci-fi thriller, goes wrong.
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19.30
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Top of the Monsters Studio performances, videos, interviews and enormous descendants of prehistoric bears.
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20.00
KD
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Fugitive Children in Need A round-up of national and international news, office rage and how Oxford police are cracking down on underprivileged children. Guests include chart-topping case of hiccups.
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22.00
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In Search of Horrors Russian biologist Igor Revenko presents evidence supporting the continued existence in Siberia of Steps, Hear'Say, Claire Sweeney, Ricky Tomlinson, Geri Halliwell and Cliff Richard.
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| | 1:00 Nightscreen (T) 1:40 Local News (S) (T) 2:00 Open University : Advanced Birds (R) (S) (T) 2:05 Open University : Carpentry (T) 3:00 Work Essentials : Jumpers (S) (T) 4:00 Open University : Cars (T) 4:40 Weather |
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| 15th November 2001 | |
16.15
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Countdown Werewolves Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman reach for the silver bullets and the crucifix as this devilish talker throws Nick and Amanda together again.
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19.30
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Trauma Team Trash A boy with a suspected spinal injury is brought in by a stripping newsreader and weather girl.
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21.00
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This Is Your Body Michael Aspel pays tribute to the missing bodies of murder victims.
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| | 0:10 Close 0:35 Local Weather (S) (T) 1:00 News 1:20 Sport : Hexagon Tossing Live from Croydon (S) (T) 1:30 Work Essentials : Chainsaws (R) (T) 2:00 Local News 3:00 Work Essentials : Politics (T) 4:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) |
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| 14th November 2001 | |
19.55
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Gay in Wild Africa An exploration into whether sexuality is determined by an amazing array of wildlife ranging from species of big cat to wildebeest and gazelle.
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23.30
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[FILM] The Weakest Mysteries A schoolteacher is stalked by a man who believes she is his long lost brother, who disappeared 40 years earlier. Followed by the National Lottery war against terrorism.
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8.00
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This Is Your Real Sex Micael Aspel presents another couple who make whips with the stories of two seiges in London
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| | 0:30 Ivor the Engine (T) 1:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:00 Weather 3:00 The Clangers (S) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (R) 4:30 Work Essentials : Zombies (S) (T) 5:00 Open University : Basic Cats Revision (S) 6:00 Work Essentials : Politics (S) |
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| 13th November 2001 | |
20.00
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David Blaine- Frozen In Jeopardy A look back to the showman's chilling test last November, when he stood trial by grand jury, only to escape indictment due to a lack of evidence.
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22.00
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[FILM] Fish in the Sky An embittered woman begins to recall terrifying experiences aboard an alien salmon.
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23.05
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Pump Up The Vikings The first in a new series exploring house music, from its undergound origins to its progress made by the Vikings as their great armies swept across England in 856 AD.
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| | 0:50 News (R) (S) (T) 1:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:10 Sport : Outdoor Brick Spitting 2:35 Learning Zone : Rocks Revision 2:50 Learning Zone : A-Level Boulders Theory 3:00 The Clangers (S) 4:00 Sport : River Football from Ipswich |
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| 12th November 2001 | |
17.35
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Neighbours Stuff A man murders his wife and begins nicely by announcing he's off to the city. Gypsy takes children.
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20.00
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Floyd's Gothic Officers at a police station lock up a serial killer with a taste for samosas, onion fritters and masala dhosas.
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22.35
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Living With Conflict Sammip Sett shares his experiences as he prepares for a 14-hour operation to remove the beliefs of Neolithic communities in Europe.
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| | 1:00 Sport : Deathmatch Mornington Crescent (T) 1:15 Nightscreen 1:25 Open University : Intermediate Rivers Revision 1:50 Sport : Women's Underwater Five-a-Side Fire Extinguisher Skiing 1:55 Learning Zone : AS-Level Cliffs Theory 2:00 The Clangers (T) |
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