TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

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Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler
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14th November 2001
19.55
GS
Gay in Wild Africa An exploration into whether sexuality is determined by an amazing array of wildlife ranging from species of big cat to wildebeest and gazelle.
23.30
GS
[FILM] The Weakest Mysteries A schoolteacher is stalked by a man who believes she is his long lost brother, who disappeared 40 years earlier. Followed by the National Lottery war against terrorism.
8.00
AAF
This Is Your Real Sex Micael Aspel presents another couple who make whips with the stories of two seiges in London
0:30 Ivor the Engine (T) 1:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:00 Weather 3:00 The Clangers (S) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (R) 4:30 Work Essentials : Zombies (S) (T) 5:00 Open University : Basic Cats Revision (S) 6:00 Work Essentials : Politics (S)

13th November 2001
20.00
GS
David Blaine- Frozen In Jeopardy A look back to the showman's chilling test last November, when he stood trial by grand jury, only to escape indictment due to a lack of evidence.
22.00
KD
[FILM] Fish in the Sky An embittered woman begins to recall terrifying experiences aboard an alien salmon.
23.05
GS
Pump Up The Vikings The first in a new series exploring house music, from its undergound origins to its progress made by the Vikings as their great armies swept across England in 856 AD.
0:50 News (R) (S) (T) 1:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:10 Sport : Outdoor Brick Spitting 2:35 Learning Zone : Rocks Revision 2:50 Learning Zone : A-Level Boulders Theory 3:00 The Clangers (S) 4:00 Sport : River Football from Ipswich

12th November 2001
17.35
KD
Neighbours Stuff A man murders his wife and begins nicely by announcing he's off to the city. Gypsy takes children.
20.00
GS
Floyd's Gothic Officers at a police station lock up a serial killer with a taste for samosas, onion fritters and masala dhosas.
22.35
GS
Living With Conflict Sammip Sett shares his experiences as he prepares for a 14-hour operation to remove the beliefs of Neolithic communities in Europe.
1:00 Sport : Deathmatch Mornington Crescent (T) 1:15 Nightscreen 1:25 Open University : Intermediate Rivers Revision 1:50 Sport : Women's Underwater Five-a-Side Fire Extinguisher Skiing 1:55 Learning Zone : AS-Level Cliffs Theory 2:00 The Clangers (T)

10th November 2001
18.45
GS
Buffy The Vampire Farmer Buffy finds Riley with a vampire, forcing him to help with some of the heavier chores around the farm.
19.30
GS
Jeremy Clarkson's Extreme Ground Jeremy hops aboard a jet boat for a while, then heads off to France to turn a patch of farmland into a low-maintenance garden.
20.00
GS
Rich and Famous Mythical Monsters Caron Keating and Matthew Wright present the magazine show which delves into the lives of mysterious sea monsters.
21.20
GS
[FILM] Hard Science Rutger Hauer stars as a deceased gangster, resurrected with modern technology, who sets out to ask what the human race will use when the world's oil supply has been exhausted.
23.35
GS
Charlie's Band Force New series in which Charlie Dimmock helps six sets of Northamptonshire neighbours overhaul funky popsters Jamiroquai and Detroit rock duo The White Stripes.
0:25 The Clangers (T) 1:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 1:45 Sport : Five-a-Side Tree Shooting 2:00 Close (S) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 3:30 Sport : Pro-Celebrity Breast Tennis from Budapest 3:40 Work Essentials : Arses (T) 4:00 Sport : Naked Amateur Bare-Knuckle Librarian Lifting (T)

8th November 2001
16.15
KD
Countdown Highs Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman embark on an elaborate fantasy experience in order to define their spiritual and cultural significance.
19.30
PAP
Top of the Mops Dinner ladies and cleaning technicians engage in a gruelling competition where teams prepare meals and clean floors in local schools under the control of the evil Buoyard

7th November 2001
20.00
PAP
Brain Salad Surgery Radical developments in brain surgery on the small screen as surgeons unveil the "Lettuce Loaf". Different varieties of salad are surgically implanted into patients brains to test out new concepts in psychotherapy.
21.00
KD
Cartoon Panorama Another dose of animated fun technology can be used to minimise the risk of terrorism, inside the minds of the ad men.
22.00
DJP
Fresh Air Marketplace Wooing back the Concorde customer as Afghanistan's dominant ethnic group when Clifford's hero Gordo the elephant comes down with a cold.
23.30
PT
Tomorrow's Newsnight Round-up of the day's bomb-proof events and new systems which can identify Jeremy Paxman.

6th November 2001
17.25
KD
Home and Away War The entire population of Summer Bay descend on the guilty village teenagers - most of whom decide to find employment
17.30
KD
The Weakest Blood Anne Robinson hosts the general trail of murder in Wales and religious intolerance in their fields.
19.30
PAP
Don't do this at Home and Away Another episode of the never ending soap. Who is tonights star driving their Holden off a cliff as part of their Challange of Lifetime?
21.00
KD
Alien Salvation Alien lifeforms, and how they have the public's help in locating the whereabouts of a baby Christ.

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