RANSOM-NOTE
TELEVISION
LISTINGS
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Graham Sadler
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Graham Sadler
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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
| 10th November 2001 | |
18.45
GS
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Buffy The Vampire Farmer Buffy finds Riley with a vampire, forcing him to help with some of the heavier chores around the farm.
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19.30
GS
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Jeremy Clarkson's Extreme Ground Jeremy hops aboard a jet boat for a while, then heads off to France to turn a patch of farmland into a low-maintenance garden.
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20.00
GS
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Rich and Famous Mythical Monsters Caron Keating and Matthew Wright present the magazine show which delves into the lives of mysterious sea monsters.
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21.20
GS
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[FILM] Hard Science Rutger Hauer stars as a deceased gangster, resurrected with modern technology, who sets out to ask what the human race will use when the world's oil supply has been exhausted.
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23.35
GS
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Charlie's Band Force New series in which Charlie Dimmock helps six sets of Northamptonshire neighbours overhaul funky popsters Jamiroquai and Detroit rock duo The White Stripes.
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| | 0:25 The Clangers (T) 1:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 1:45 Sport : Five-a-Side Tree Shooting 2:00 Close (S) 3:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 3:30 Sport : Pro-Celebrity Breast Tennis from Budapest 3:40 Work Essentials : Arses (T) 4:00 Sport : Naked Amateur Bare-Knuckle Librarian Lifting (T) |
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| 8th November 2001 | |
16.15
KD
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Countdown Highs Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman embark on an elaborate fantasy experience in order to define their spiritual and cultural significance.
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19.30
PAP
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Top of the Mops Dinner ladies and cleaning technicians engage in a gruelling competition where teams prepare meals and clean floors in local schools under the control of the evil Buoyard
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| 7th November 2001 | |
20.00
PAP
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Brain Salad Surgery Radical developments in brain surgery on the small screen as surgeons unveil the "Lettuce Loaf". Different varieties of salad are surgically implanted into patients brains to test out new concepts in psychotherapy.
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21.00
KD
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Cartoon Panorama Another dose of animated fun technology can be used to minimise the risk of terrorism, inside the minds of the ad men.
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22.00
DJP
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Fresh Air Marketplace Wooing back the Concorde customer as Afghanistan's dominant ethnic group when Clifford's hero Gordo the elephant comes down with a cold.
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23.30
PT
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Tomorrow's Newsnight Round-up of the day's bomb-proof events and new systems which can identify Jeremy Paxman.
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| 6th November 2001 | |
17.25
KD
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Home and Away War The entire population of Summer Bay descend on the guilty village teenagers - most of whom decide to find employment
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17.30
KD
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The Weakest Blood Anne Robinson hosts the general trail of murder in Wales and religious intolerance in their fields.
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19.30
PAP
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Don't do this at Home and Away Another episode of the never ending soap. Who is tonights star driving their Holden off a cliff as part of their Challange of Lifetime?
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21.00
KD
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Alien Salvation Alien lifeforms, and how they have the public's help in locating the whereabouts of a baby Christ.
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| 5th November 2001 | |
16.30
PT
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Gunpowder, Treason and Countdown Insight into Britain's worst ever terrorist words-and-numbers game - when Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman plotted to kill King James with Dictionary Corner guest Vanessa Feltz.
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21.00
PAP
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University Spam News For You Bambi Gangrene presents another round of the topical educational quiz with a twist. As usual all the answers are the same. SPAM.
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| 4th November 2001 | |
14.25
GS
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Exclusive Panorama Jez Edward presents the best in fashion, music and a secret risk list of people who have been exposed to variant CJD.
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17.05
GS
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Stargate Motorsport The team encounter a planet of soldiers engaged in a deadly war game, and when they step in to help they find everything from car races to single-seater competitions.
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18.15
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Last Of The Summer Planets Billy Hardcastle, also known as the Hawk, gets a taste for adventure on Jupiter.
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20.50
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Alistair McGowan's Golden Empire The impressionist presents more impersonations of ancient civilization, written on stone and gold.
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| 3rd November 2001 | |
15.00
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The Frank Skinner Investigation Comedy with the cheeky Black Country host as he chats to a serial strangler who has killed three victims.
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18.00
GS
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Fort Blood This week's brave contenders face cunning traps and a world inhabited by a maniacal madman.
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22.10
GS
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TV's Naughtiest Dingoes Steve Penk crosses the boundaries of decency to present more x-rated wild dogs.
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8.20
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[FILM] Enid Blyton: Blood Witness The celebrated children's writer's adventure about inquisitive youngsters who team up with a black farmworker accused of raping a young white girl.
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