Giant Battle Monsters

robot Strength: 7
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7

Beth is a Giant Robot that Glows in the Dark, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, has Suckers on its Feet and Dozens of Tentacles, and can Phase in and out of Existence.
vs
ape Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 5

John is a Giant Ape that eats Trees, spits Ice, cowers from Fire, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.

When attacking:-
Strength: 9
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7

When defending against Beth:-
Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 5

(Vulnerable to Fire.)

Beth wins!

Beth - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><B>Beth</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Giant Robot that Glows in the Dark, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, has Suckers on its Feet and Dozens of Tentacles, and can Phase in and out of Existence.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="Beth" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Giant Battle Monster</B> can<BR>defeat Beth, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="Beth"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"> fights Beth using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

Beth is a Giant Robot that Glows in the Dark, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, has Suckers on its Feet and Dozens of Tentacles, and can Phase in and out of Existence.<BR>(Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7)<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Beth>Unleash your Giant Battle Monster</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Beth

By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots