Design #1230907418

It's a false moustache that contains alcohol! It emits a constant high-frequency whine and can play the trumpet.

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It's a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues, has some inspiring ideas, and is occasionally amusing.

This was created in September 2002. Royalty cheques should be made payable to Kevan Davis. There's more of this sort of nonsense at The Surrealist.