The Mechanical Contrivium: Avitable

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Avitable!

  1. The condom - originally made from Avitable - was invented in the early 1500s!
  2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Avitable as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  3. If you chew gum while peeling Avitable then it will stop you from crying.
  4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Avitable.
  5. It is impossible to fold Avitable more than seven times.
  6. Avitable was declared extinct in 1902.
  7. Avitable can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  8. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Avitable!
  9. Avitable can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Avitable.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.