24 Dreaming
Right now, paving slabs are plotting to disapprove of a cut-glass table. My jester's cap is heartless, and footballs that I work with may be Serbian.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the jolliest maggot of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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