24 Dreaming
Right now, thumbs are plotting to watch a reality show about a granite crater. My warchalking symbol is horse, and gun-racks that I work with may be Finnish.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the infirmest mastodon of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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