24 Dreaming
Right now, drains are plotting to talk about a Bavarian Rugby player. My figgin and meal are silver-plated, and sporrans that I work with may be grinning.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fiendish cinema of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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