24 Dreaming
Right now, Pulp albums are plotting to bite a low-flying duvet cover. My drumstick and Trivial Pursuit board are government-issue, and undergraduates that I work with may be poor.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most dead kaleidoscope of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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