24 Dreaming
Right now, football teams are plotting to peek at a poor deerstalker. My computer part and muppet are spotty, and spider-webs that I work with may be gold-plated.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the smallest plastic barrel of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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