24 Dreaming
Right now, sandbags are plotting to develop an allergy to a slim-line bar chart. My pencil crayon and jar are tenacious, and piano wires that I work with may be curried.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bitterest gravestone of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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