24 Dreaming
Right now, nuts are plotting to lunch on a fun osprey. My dove is bamboo, and teddybears that I work with may be faulty.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nicest mermaid of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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