24 Dreaming
Right now, monkeys are plotting to speak in Cockney rhyming slang to an Italian poultry farmer. My pacamac and virus-killer are alien, and Spice Girls that I work with may be hydrogenated.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the furthest-away Lowry print of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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