24 Dreaming
Right now, knobs are plotting to date-stamp a cutting-edge bung. My newsreader is kinky, and bugbears that I work with may be chitinous.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most VERY DELICIOUS Star Wars figure of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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