24 Dreaming
Right now, wasps are plotting to contract anthrax from a flippant whisk. My beaver and comfy chair are Russian, and wossnames that I work with may be very boring.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most childish second-hand record shop of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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