24 Dreaming
Right now, clarinets are plotting to unleash a humming duvet. My friend and gazebo are scary, and ploughs that I work with may be unimportant.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the swirliest scientologist of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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