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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackermany

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite album?
The Joshua Christmas Tree

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Where the Christmas Treets Have No Name


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Bridge on the Festiver Kwai


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.