Bad Joke Cracker

Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What is Christmas's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Christmaspberry ripple.

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmasablanca

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Heart of Christmass

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Beef Christmasserole

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Christmashington


What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Crackerminator

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackerbia and Montenegro

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerrier

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackercy Bysshe Shelley

What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Cape Crackerde

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

Who was Christmas's favourite US president?
Crackerald Ford.


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.

What's Christmas's favourite film?
His Girl Holiday


What's Christmas's favourite film?
Red Festiver


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.