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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Butch Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Christmas's favourite fruit?
Christmaspberries.

What's Christmas's favourite dessert?
Christmassion Cake

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Ogden Christmash

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Crackeru

Who is Christmas's favourite poet?
Crackerard Manley Hopkins

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackerminator 2: Judgment Day

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Amores Crackerros

Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Bosnia and Crackerzegovina

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Crackertigo


Where does Christmas go on holiday?
Santarctica


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Christmas Tree


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.