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Christmas Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Christmas's favourite film?
Indiana Jones and the Christmast Crusade

What's Christmas's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Christmash

What sport does Christmas enjoy?
Christmasketball

What does Christmas eat for dinner?
Christmasagna

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmas Boot

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Christmashomon


What's Christmas's favourite album?
Never Mind The Bollocks Crackere's The Sex Pistols

What's Christmas's favourite drink?
Crackerryade

What's Christmas's favourite book?
The Satanic Crackerses


What's Christmas's favourite film?
A Christmas Treetcar Named Desire


What is Christmas's favourite day of the week?
Holiday.


What's Christmas's favourite song?
Festive forever

What's Christmas's favourite film?
Taxi Festiver

What's Christmas's favourite film?
The Best Years of Our Festives


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: December, winter.