Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Saint Nicket


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom