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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

What's Santa's favourite song?
Ho Ho Hould I Stay Or Should I Go?

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Man Ho Ho Ho Shot Liberty Valance


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What does Santa like to wear?
A Father Christmassiere

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.

What's Santa's favourite song?
Heart of Father Christmass

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite film?
Father Christmashomon

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Curry

What's Santa's favourite song?
Another Saint Nick in the Wall

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Santarctica


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

What is Santa's favourite arcade machine?
Presentipede


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

What's Santa's favourite book?
The Stocking James Bible