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Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Ho Ho Hocos

What's Santa's favourite book?
Charlie And The Ho Ho Hocolate Factory

What's Santa's favourite film?
Ho Ho Ho's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas

What's Santa's favourite book?
Love In The Time Of Ho Ho Holera


What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Father Christmash

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What is Santa's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Father Christmaspberry ripple.


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Saint Nicken

Who would Santa play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Saint Nicked Witch of the West.

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustralia

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Stocking

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Kong

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Stockingapore

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stockinging Up Baby

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Stocking