Bad Joke Cracker

Santa Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Count Ho Ho Hocula

What sort of flowers does Santa like?
Ho Ho Hododendrons.

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Henry David Ho Ho Horeau

Who is Santa's favourite poet?
Dylan Ho Ho Homas


What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Honey Nut Reindeerios

What's Santa's favourite film?
The Reindeer Hunter


What's Santa's favourite film?
The Father Christmast Picture Show

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Burkina Father Christmaso

What's Santa's favourite film?
Butch Father Christmassidy and the Sundance Kid

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Father Christmasagna

What does Santa eat for dinner?
Beef Father Christmasserole

What sport does Santa enjoy?
Father Christmasketball

What's Santa's favourite fruit?
Father Christmaspberries.


What does Santa eat for dinner?
Saint Nicken Provencal


What sport does Santa enjoy?
The Presentathlon

Where does Santa go on holiday?
Presentral African Republic


Where does Santa go on holiday?
Claustria


Where does Santa go on holiday?
The United Stockingdom

What's Santa's favourite book?
The God Of Small Stockings

What's Santa's favourite film?
Stocking Blade