What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Gerard Manley Caltropkins
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops
Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope
Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral
What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis
What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset
What's a ninja's favourite song?
Play That Shogunky Music
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Banana Nut Shogunch
What is a ninja's favourite day of the week?
Shogunday.
What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shogun Lola Run
What's a ninja's favourite album?
Shogunky Dory
What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter
What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken
What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Shogunch
Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary
What sort of flowers does a ninja like?
Shogunflowers.
What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment