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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What does a ninja eat for breakfast?
Coco Caltrops


What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

What is a ninja's favourite arcade machine?
Shurikentipede

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

What's a ninja's favourite album?
Ladies And Shurikentlemen We Are Floating In Space

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry David Thoreau

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenmark

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

What's a ninja's favourite film?
All the President's Shuriken

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alfred Lord Shurikennyson

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Shuriken-Hur


What's a ninja's favourite film?
Eternal Shogunshine of the Spotless Mind

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Before Shogunset

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Night of the Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Wild Shogunch

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite book?
Crime And Shogunishment