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Ninja Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Alexander Caltrope

What's a ninja's favourite book?
David Caltropperfield


What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Foil Shurikencing

Which chat show host would interview a ninja?
Jay Shurikeno.

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenya

Who was a ninja's favourite US president?
John F. Shurikennedy.

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenjamin Zephaniah

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Shurikeneral

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenegal

What sport does a ninja enjoy?
Table Shurikennis

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Sixth Shurikense

Who is a ninja's favourite poet?
Shurikenry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shurikenezuela


Where does a ninja go on holiday?
Shogungary

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Shogung Pao Chicken

What's a ninja's favourite film?
The Deer Shogunter

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Blade Shogunner

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Pasta with Shogun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's a ninja's favourite book?
One Shogundred Years Of Solitude

What's a ninja's favourite film?
Butch Cassidy and the Shogundance Kid

What does a ninja eat for dinner?
Grilled Shoguna