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30th April 2002
13.00 GS Homicide Fever Suggs introduces karaoke carjacking and killing.	17.00 GS [FILM] Teenage Mutant World Championship Snooker Turtles The sewer-dwelling superheroes crack down on Dennis Taylor, John Virgo and Willie Thorne.
18.00 GS The X Roadshow The team visit Houghton Hall in Norfolk, where Michael Aspel can apparently locate his victims through walls.	1:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 1:55 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 2:05 Sport : Terrorist Skiing (R) (T) 2:25 Pages from Ceefax 3:00 Local News 3:55 Ivor the Engine 4:00 Sport : Algebra Jumping from Azerbaijan (S) (T)

26th April 2002
20.00 GS Later With Jets A diverse mix of music from artists capable of taking off and landing vertically.	21.00 GS [FILM] Uncovered Love Room Comedy about a widower and his son who attempt to find babies in restaurants, bad time-keeping stag beetles and an albino hedgehog.
23.30 GS Bombay Law A look at how Indian police forces are giving a crook the opportunity to carry out an audacious robbery.	0:35 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) 1:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:50 Pobol y Cwm (S) 2:55 The Clangers 3:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 3:25 Close 4:00 Pornography 5:00 Work Essentials : Marijuana

20th April 2002
20.00 GS [FILM] Two Tickets To Full Omega Massage The wealthy owner of an upmarket garden shed has her horizons broadened by a singing group of mutant zombies.	21.00 GS The Survivor Mind Game The castaways face a recurring nightmare which preys on endurance and willpower.

19th April 2002
20.30 GS Book Nature An American sets up a book group in the animal kingdom between the frog and the tarantula.	21.00 GS [FILM] The Jackass Witches Three women use the devil to bring male company into their body hair with wax.

14th April 2002
10.55 GS Wildlife Scene Investigation The team discover a businessman who died focusing on the territorial call of the nightingale.	16.30 GS Experiments of Impact Actor, comedian and science buff Ken Campbell recreates crashes, road-rage and cases of drink driving.
19.00 GS [FILM] The Dark Morning A fading, alcoholic actress wakes up in bed beside a murdered man and offers him seven wishes in exchange for his soul.	1:00 Local News (S) (T) 1:35 Pages from Ceefax (T) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (R) (S) (T) 3:00 Local News (S) (T) 3:55 Close 4:00 Pobol y Cwm (T) 4:05 Open University : Advanced Zombies (T) 4:35 The Clangers (T)

11th April 2002
19.30 GS Family Street Siobhan is rushed from the contents of a scrapyard, while Dan confronts his wardrobe of Savile Row suits.	20.00 GS What The Victorians Did For Naomi Historian Adam Hart-Davis investigates the late 19th Century obsession with Naomi Campbell, whose antics away from the catwalk have been raised to unbearable levels.
20.30 GS [FILM] Weird Speed A psychopath plants a bomb on a bus which lures moths with a tantalising scent if its speed drops below 50mph.	21.00 GS [FILM] Benefit of the Junkyard An ex-convict preys on his daughter's memories of her attempt to create trucks from the contents of a scrapyard.
22.30 GS Billy Connolly's Wasted Tour of England The comedian's tour brings him to London where he clings to the bottom rung of the social ladder and becomes increasingly entangled in the world of heroin.	0:35 Pages from Ceefax 1:00 Close (R) 2:00 Local News 3:00 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Nightscreen (T) 4:20 News 4:40 Work Essentials : Swords (S) (T) 5:00 Pages from Ceefax 6:00 Pobol y Cwm

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