TV Misguidance

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Concept:
Graham Sadler

Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler
Tyrethali
Raven Black

Sources:
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29th September 2001
21.00
KD
I Love 1995 Weather Retrospective thunderstorms talk about their deluge of rain.
23.10
KD
Art Boxing Coverage of fights at the Tate. Victoria Wood and Tory MP Ann found themselves stunned by Chris Tarrant.

28th September 2001
21.30
KD
They Think It's All Strange Nick Hancock presides over a religious cult known as the Kindred, whose members are able to explain the slanderous graffiti.
22.00
GS
Westcountry Affairs Joan Collins and Marc Almond are summoned to Widecombe Fair to investigate the activities of Pingu.
22.50
GS
Jo Brand's Flying Postcards Jo takes a look at Glendarroch House in Mesopotamia in search of breakfast.
23.30
KD
Shogun in Practice (S) New gal Jodine plummets when she attempts to party and the lads hold a DJ in Leeds.

27th September 2001
17.00
T
The Wild Way A look at the personalities and lifestyles of extreme-sports athletes. Among a school for geniuses. Mr. Feeney: William Daniels. Ms. Bertram: Jane Carr.
20.00
T
[FILM] The Power Lunch Russell visits a former co-worker (Stacy Keach), who sets him up with a job interview. But Don Chastain plays an Irish drummer with a line of blarney. Lorna Wright: Devon Ericson. B.A.: Mr. T.
20.30
KD
Sparkling Liquid Terry Wogan presents another treatment for normally fatal blood crimes.
21.00
RB
Chief Surgeon Who? Edwards links to a book; a woman has a phone-in appearance as the cross-dressing Cpl. Maxwell Q.
23.00
RB
Night Columbo The trenchcoat-attired inspector's antics surfaced in a suburban family's run-in with some paranormal syndication in 1983.
0:50 Learning Zone : AS-Level Rivers Revision 1:00 Learning Zone : Basic Powerboats (T) 1:15 Weather 2:00 Work Essentials : Spanish 3:00 Sport : Women's Deathmatch Rugby Lifting (S) (T) 3:35 Nightscreen 3:50 Ivor the Engine (T)

26th September 2001
09.00
GS
Transworld Breakfast Live coverage from north america of the Liberal Democrats regional on-the-spot recipes.
18.55
KD
[FILM] Jackie Chan Conference (S) (T) Liberal Democrats hatch a dodgy plan to recoup the responsibility. Starring Brian Weatherview.
20.00
GS
Location, Location, Murder Drama about a 12 year old girl who decides it's time for a spot of self-empowerment, a £200,000 house and a leading daily newspaper.
21.45
KD
Would Like To Murder (T) (S) (R) A serial killer is to pay for their daughter's relationships.
23.00
GS
The Secret Vets Zone Woody Allen's tour of Shepton Mallet in his car featuring clips from a liver biopsy on a horse.
0:45 Local News (S) 1:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Fire Theory (T) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm (R) 3:00 Sport : Breast Wrestling 4:00 Open University : Intermediate Mugs 5:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 5:05 Sport : Monkey Cricket from Bognor Regis (T)

25th September 2001
18.45
GS
Roswell City Arthur Conan Doyle lands himself in hospital after a wild night of drinking despite being spacious and having great views.
19.30
KD
Bill Oddie Goes Critical (T) (S) Pat explores four turning points in Artificial Intelligence. Miami's Tactical Narcotics team exhume a supposed Egyptian Volkswagen Beetle.
20.00
T
Mysterious Video Files Part 2 (of four) explores “great transformations” that have altered life on Earth. A high-school senior's perfect life changes when he morphs into a werewolf Midwesterner in a ceremony combining Indian and American cultures.
20.30
GS
The Lost Holiday Company The first of a new series telling two intertwined tales of the company Seinfeld is setting up with a hermit.
21.00
KD
Never Mind The Murders Attack by Fruit (T) (S) The dimmest plods in some of their most complex attempts to unravel the truth.
21.00
GS
The Dangerous Rooms Dr Sloan investigates two new houses in Taunton which are driving their owners up the wall.
22.00
T
Flipped An Emmy-winning game show in which contestants compete against co-host after he evicts them.
0:35 Sport : Nude Pro-Am Deathmatch Wafer Tossing 1:00 Nightscreen (R) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:30 Pages from Ceefax (S) 3:00 Local Weather (T) 4:00 Pornography (T) 4:05 Learning Zone : Basic Pornography 4:40 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T)

24th September 2001
20.30
GS
Local Nightmare Victorians David Starkey tells the story of Donald Wood's pottery store murder leading to a series of untimely revelations including stain removal.
21.00
GS
O'Shea's Dangerous Street Jeremy Paxman is more than a little suspicious when his estranged father confides in Toadie about seeing an inter-racial couple.
23.00
GS
Big Bad Oldham Quick fire comedy sketches examining the inner workings of the immigration department. A tribute to the late Sue Barker.

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