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Battle Robots

"The Surrealist seeks Kittens, runs on Alcohol, and has Three Metal Wheels."

Giant Battle Monsters

"The Surrealist is a Giant Lizard that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, is in League with Dark Forces and Radioactive, carries a Ray Gun and eats Rocks."

Food-Eating Battle Monkeys

"The Surrealist is a Pie-Eating Vampire Monkey. Battle Rating : 4.2."

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