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The Twelve Days of LiveJournal
"Five gi-i-i-iant squid..."The Christmas Song Generator
"Shall I play for you, pa-rum-pum-pum pum, on my Surrealist."The Movie Quote Generator
"The Surrealist? Where we're going we don't need the Surrealist."LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure
"You are in an echoing temple. You hear the sound of random words in the distance."The Mechanical Contrivium
"Trivia can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."Bad Joke Generator
"Where does the Surrealist go on holiday?" "New Surrealand"What's Your Spammer Name?
"Buckskin E. Thoriate"Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
"Symptoms: cockney accent, ankle swelling, levitation."The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary
"What do you think of that girl, girl?" "She's Blair!"Lonesome No More!
"Your new middle name would consist of a noun, the name of a flower or fruit or nut or vegetable or legume..."The Prior-Art-O-Matic
"It's a breakfast cereal that can play chess and works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect."The Acronym Liar
"National Arse and Space Arse."The Advertising Slogan Generator
"Snap! Crackle! Pain!"